08.31.2026

TIM. COOKED.

His last day as CEO. Our first day onchain.

15 yearsThe CEO era
$350B → $5TWhat he built
2011 → 2026The whole run

The handoff

CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER EXECUTIVE CHAIRMAN

TITLE CHANGES TOMORROW. TIM DOESN’T.

September 1, John Ternus becomes Apple’s CEO. Tim Cook doesn’t leave — he moves upstairs. Not fired. Not retired. Recast.

Fifteen years. One title change. Zero mercy from the internet.

2019 — the lore

TIM COOKAPPLE

The President of the United States called him Tim Apple. On camera. The internet never let it go — and in April 2026, neither did the President.

Incoming call
TIM APPLE
Answer
April 21, 2026 — the day after the handoff was announced, a Truth Social tribute brought the nickname back, along with a story about a certain phone call. We’re not quoting it. You’ve read it. Everyone’s read it.

The evolution

Three generations.
One man.

TIM COOKGeneration 1 · 2011
The Operator
TIM APPLEGeneration 2 · 2019
The Meme
TIM COOKEDFinal Form · 2026
The Token
Target pair
$COOKED AAPLx

PAIRED
DIFFERENT.

Some pairings make sense.
This one had to happen.

One traded on Wall Street for forty-five years. One gets cooked onchain, priced in tokenized Apple exposure.

Understand the pair StonkFun ↗

AAPLx is a tokenized exposure to Apple stock issued by a third party — it is not Apple equity, and it is no part of $COOKED. Three different instruments. One joke. Details on the Stōnk page.

The product universe

Engineered for
absolutely nothing.

Cooked silicon

C1. The most powerful
cooking chip we’ve ever made.

C1
69-coreMeme Engine
420Thermal design units
0Rational decisions
∞Posts per watt

Fabricated on the 3-nanometer cope process. Ships preheated.

Cook Watch It’s about Tim.

The only complication that matters.

CEO ERA15 YEARS
08.31.26LAST DAY
09.01.26NEW TITLE
THERMALCOOKED
Cookbook Pro A thousand pages.
One recipe.

Him.

The meme engine

SHOT ON TIM.

The market

Numbers with
a temperature.

COOKED

The Cookometer is an entertainment instrument, not an investment signal.

The next chapter

TOMORROW: NEW CEO. SAME COOK.

September 1, John Ternus takes the chair. Tim Cook becomes Executive Chairman. The era ends. The meme is just preheating.